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We are so thankful for your decision to purchase our Balance Training Handbook!

But before we finish the order process, there is another important question I want to ask you:

Are you in pain … or do you frequently experience pain?

You see, as we age, another common issue that most of us have to deal with is pain.

We may experience sore joints or achy muscles, or even nerve pain. And that pain can interfere with our lives and, if we are not careful, even zap our “zest for life.”

So are you experiencing … or do you ever experience … unwanted pain? 

Do your hips hurt if you sit too long or does your back hurt if you lay the wrong way? 

Do you have shoulder pain … or knee pain … or elbow pain … or pain in your wrists or knuckles … or feet or ankles? Or maybe you have frequent headaches?

Well, if you do have pain, I have some exciting news for you.

You see, after 50 years of over-using and misusing antibiotics and other medicinal treatments, ancient mineral-based agents are now proving to be powerful weapons in the battle against pain!

More specifically, I’m talking about a groundbreaking treatment that has actually been around for centuries. 

Here’s the deal:

Local Indigenous people in Canada have long used a particular type of clay for its therapeutic properties – anecdotal reports cite its effectiveness for ulcerative colitis, duodenal ulcer, arthritis, neuritis, phlebitis, skin irritation, burns and much more!

This fine, pale green clay was first used by the Haiłzaqv people, called the Heiltsuk people in English. They used it to treat stomach disease, diabetes, burns, and other ailments for many generations.

In fact, they used to roll the clay up in tiny little pellets and people would eat them every day. It was used almost like a vitamin.

But don’t worry, I’m not going to ask you to eat clay!

Instead, we’ve taken this powerful natural substance, combined it with other powerful natural pain relievers and created a unique product that can provide you with soothing, lasting relief.

Imagine being able to say goodbye to that sore back that keeps you from doing those activities you love …

Imagine eliminating knee aches and hip pain that keep you from moving freely …

Imagine being pain free without having to use any potentially harmful drugs or undergo any costly medical procedures …

So, Do I Have Your Attention?

I Hope So … Because This Ancient Healing Clay Really Penetrates Deeply to Provide Soothing Relief at the Source of Your Pain!

Best of all, this pain relief solution:

Is NOT addictive like opioids
Is NOT hard to do like exercise
Is NOT expensive like so many other “so-called pain relievers”

What you are learning about here is a unique way to provide your sore body with healing nutrients that soothe pain at the source and leave you feeling years younger.

This is:

Ideal for cramps, overworked muscles, painful joints, arthritis pain, sprains, strains and more
Mineral rich, ethically harvested with micro- and macro-minerals that help boost muscle and joint health while relieving pain
Can be applied to just about any area of the body, including thighs, calves, feet, hips, stomach, chest, back, neck, temples and more
Perfect for an invigorating massage! It’s easy to apply and starts working right away. You are sure to love how it feels – both on your skin and in your muscles and joints!

And the Main Base Ingredient is a Substance Called Kisameet Clay!

Let me ask you something – throughout history what is one of the most common and effective ways that people have gone about relieving chronic pain?

The answer is mineral baths.

Well, now you can get all the benefits of a healing mineral bath with the fast, simple application of Kisameet Clay.

This clay is loaded with beneficial nutrients – and now you won’t have to sit in bath water for an extended period while the water cools and your fingers and toes “prune.”

Now you can instantly absorb these beneficial nutrients with a fast application of Kisameet Clay (Kisolite® BMP).

You can apply this clay at home by yourself. That means no expensive spa treatments or long waits at a clinic. With this clay:

There is no special equipment required
There are no doctor visits required
There is no exercise or stretching required

So What Exactly is Kisameet Clay?

Kisameet Clay comes directly from a deposit situated on Heiltsuk First Nation’s traditional territory, 400 kilometers north of Vancouver, Canada, in a shallow 5-acre granite basin. 

The 400-million kilogram (400,000 ton) deposit was formed near the end of the last Ice Age, approximately 10,000 years ago. Now it is providing healing pain relief to people around the world!

This clay doesn’t just relieve pain – it also shows promise against today’s worst bacterial infections! Just a few drops of the clay extract are enough to kill harmful bacteria.

That’s not all, Kisameet clay has also demonstrated the ability to combat mycobacterium ulcerans, an infection that destroys skin tissue and causes enormous scabs. The disease is common in South Africa, and Australia is currently experiencing an outbreak, primarily in the state of Victoria.

Who knows what other benefits this clay can deliver? Here is just some of what we do know at this time:

In addition to its pain relief and antibacterial activity, Kisameet Clay has an antifungal property

It also effectively disperses biofilms of S. aureus and P. aeruginosa and prevents their formation. S.aureus is a leading cause of skin and soft tissue infections, such as abscesses (boils), furuncles, and cellulitis.

In addition, Kisameet Clay contains a diverse microbiological community, especially Streptomyces. Streptomyces may provide wound healing properties

Traditional glacial clay from Kisameet Bay in Canada has been used for millennia by the Heiltsuk people as a treatment against skin infections. That means this clay could also help treat acne, psoriasis and other common skin irritations.

Now we’ve taken Kisameet Clay and combined it with other powerful natural ingredients to create our best pain relief formula ever …

Introducing Soothe!

Soothe provides soothing relief for pain-prone areas of the body, like the neck, shoulders, back, legs, knees and feet.

It’s perfect for tired feet and calves … or a sore neck … or painful hands … and many other areas of the body.

It helps relieve joint inflammation, reduce bruising, and relieve headaches.

Plus, it feels amazing on the skin – you’ll think you are being massaged by an expert … even when you are putting the cream on yourself.

Help your body recover sooner so that you wake up with a fresh start the following morning. Nothing is better than Soothe!

That’s Important Because as We Age,
the Pain We Experience Often Increases

Sore arms and feet
Muscle cramps
Increased tendency for bruising and injury
Chronic pain in the neck, shoulders, and back
Frequent headaches
And we often wake up tired and sore

That’s just the way it is. The older we get, the less effective our body’s recovery processes become. This isn’t anecdotal, but an actual fact of life.

We begin to need something to help us regain more comfortable movement. That’s why there are so many pain relief creams on the market today.

But, can you count on just any pain cream to really work on your sore muscles and tired feet? 

Absolutely not.

In fact, some of the more popular creams on the market are just out there to cash in on high market demand due to so many people experiencing constant pain or fatigue.

People who buy these poorly designed creams usually end up with nothing but an expensive bottle of cheap ingredients that barely work, if they work at all.

We know for a fact what it’s like to be left disappointed by a popular pain cream, so we put our heads together and decided to make our own!

The Result is Unlike Any Pain Cream You’ve Tried Before!

We’ve taken Kisameet Clay and combined it with other top pain relieving, natural ingredients to create a formula that truly stands out from the competition. 

Now this formula is available and the results it has been producing are off the charts!

With Soothe, you get the purest concentrations of the finest ingredients so that you can relieve aches and pains quickly and easily.

Among the ingredients in this formula are:

Rosemary and Menthol

A study on 105 patients with varying severity of pain showed significant improvements after applying a rosemary and menthol based cream. The scientists concluded that these two ingredients in cream form can help alleviate both the severity and frequency of muscle pain.[3] Menthol also has a soothing and cooling effect that helps clear the sinuses, which can be the cause of headaches.[4]

Eucalyptus and Mint

Studies show that a cream using both eucalyptus and mint as the key ingredients can increase blood flow, skin warmth, and can last up to 45 minutes upon application.[5]

Eucalyptus also has antimicrobial and anti-inflammatory properties, which means it can both help detox the skin as well as provide relief with regards to joint pain.[6]

Aloe Vera

Aloe Vera can be used to retain skin moisture and integrity, and to prevent ulcers. Aloe Vera is also commonly used to improve wound healing.[7]

This study[8] found that the application of Aloe Vera cream on surgical sites is effective in reducing postoperative pain.


In a recent study, participants in the topical Arnica group reported less pain as assessed through muscle tenderness post-exercise. Arnica demonstrated the possibility of providing pain relief following post-eccentric exercise.[9]

Results in another study confirmed that a preparation of arnica was equally effective as ibuprofen when treating osteoarthritis of hands.[10]


In a study, women who received calendula ointment after episiotomy compared to standard care had a significantly lower pain level starting from day two and during all the follow-up. Calendula ointment also improves wound healing in terms of redness and edema.[11]

Another study found that the topical application of C. officinalis after tendon transection increases the concentrations of collagen and non-collagenous proteins, as well as the collagen organization in the initial phase of healing.[12]


A study shows that pain, nausea, vomiting, photophobia and phonophobia significantly decreased among participants using chamomile oleogel. Results supported the efficacy of chamomile oleogel as a pain reliever for migraines without auras.[13]

In another study, Chamomile oil decreased the analgesic demand of patients with knee osteoarthritis. In addition, it may show some beneficial effects on physical function and stiffness of the patients.[14]

Lemon Balm

A study showed that this substance may shorten the healing period, prevent spreading of an infection, and prevent typical symptoms of herpes like itching, tingling, burning, scabbing, swelling, tautness and erythema.[15]


Based on the findings of a recent study, the topical application of lavender decreases moderate intensities of pain during the insertion of dialysis needles.[16]

Another study found that topical lavender oil can help reduce inflammation and provide pain relief.[17]

Never Before Has Kisameet Clay & All These Additional Pain Relieving Ingredients Been Combined into One Formula!

You get all the best natural pain relieving ingredients in one convenient and inexpensive formula. Now you can relieve pain:

By yourself from the comfort of home
Without having to buy any expensive equipment
Without having to undergo surgery or do any difficult exercise

Here’s Maybe the Best News of All!

Because you have decided to purchase our Balance Training Handbook, you are eligible to receive up to three bottles of Soothe for free.

Here’s the deal: for a limited time, you can receive a free bottle of Soothe for every one that you order. This offer is good for up to three bottles.

That means order three bottles of Soothe and you get 3 more for free.

This is important because supplies of Soothe are running low due to high demand. 

As word of the pain relieving benefits of this all-natural cream has spread we have been inundated with orders.

Everybody, it seems, wants to try Soothe. Unfortunately, the production process is slow and the number of orders that have come in so fast have caught us off guard.

To be honest, we were not expecting demand to be this high and because we use only the best ingredients in the purest concentrations, we are not able to produce new bottles of Soothe quickly enough to meet the amount we are currently selling.

That means we are likely to run out of supply very soon.

When we run out, it may take days or even weeks before we are able to start accepting orders again.

That means you have come to this page in the nick of time. Because once supply is totally gone, we will remove this page from our sales flow.

Please also keep in mind that this offer of up to three free bottles of Soothe is not available anywhere else. This offer is only for those purchasing the Balance Training Handbook.

We have reserved a special supply of Soothe just for you.

Now the Decision is Yours

We’ve talked about the wonders of Kisameet Clay and we’ve talked about how Soothe can help you get rid of:

Joint pain
Muscle aches
Back pain
Sore bruises
And more

So are you ready to get relief from your pain – safely and naturally? Are you ready to regain pain-free movement? Are you ready to feel younger?

If so, simply choose the order option below and the quantity of Soothe you select will be added to your order and will arrive with your Balance Training Handbook.

Remember, supplies of Soothe are low! We fully expect to run out of supply very soon. To ensure you are able to get Soothe before it is gone, order now.

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Now is the Time to Stock Up!

Ordering more bottles now will ensure you have Soothe on hand, even if we do run out of stock temporarily due to the current high demand.

The good news is the more you invest in Soothe right now…

The more you save.

You see, while Soothe has a suggested retail price of $?? a bottle …

On this page only…

You'll be able to order a full 6-month supply for just $?? a bottle.

Or, you can also receive the same discount on the two-month or four-month supply.

Plus, This is NOT a Subscription Offer!

That means you won’t get charged again in a month. We know how annoying those offers are and how difficult they can be to cancel.

So, we've made sure you won't get charged again unless you make another order.

But you have to act fast…

Because we aren't offering free bottles of Soothe anywhere else.

They are only available right here on this page.  And when the supply runs out … this page will be pulled down. Get your supply now and save:

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Stock Up On Soothe And Save BIG!
Up To 3 FREE Bottles

This one-time offer is only available today before you leave this page. It will never be offered again. This is the absolute lowest price you will ever pay for Soothe.

The experts at PainLess Nutritionals will get your order of Soothe in the mail as soon as you submit your order.

It usually takes 5-7 business days for the product to arrive.

When the package is dropped off at your door … go ahead and tear it open!

Then start using this miraculous cream to get rid of pain and feel your best.

In no time, you could be free of your pain and living your best life. Remember, everyone reacts differently to natural products like this so we suggest you continue using Soothe for at least a full month before considering stopping.

That way you can experience more of the benefits this cream may offer you.

Customers are consistently writing in to tell us that this cream has erased their pain and rejuvenated their lives.  

These are just some of the amazing benefits you could start enjoying as well. All you have to do now is add Soothe to your order.

But You Must Act Now

We’re going to send you the Balance Training Handbook in just a minute…

So, we need to know if you want to include your free bottles of Soothe in your shipment.

Then we can complete your order…

So if you are tired of being in pain, go ahead and choose the best package for you below…

Stock up on your free bottles …

Maybe even give one to a friend or family member …

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Frequently Asked Questions

Who is the Soothe supplement designed for?

Soothe was designed for those who often struggle with aches and muscle pain. The ingredients found in Soothe were all included with pain relief and relaxation in mind. Athletes, professionals in the field, or cubicle workers will find Soothe to be an integral part of their daily self-care routine, especially when they’re in need of muscle pain relief.

Is Soothe safe for my skin?

The ingredients used in Soothe are all sourced naturally to lower the risks of allergies and irritations. However, each person’s skin is different. If you notice symptoms of allergies or effects that aren’t expected of a pain cream, immediately stop using and seek medical attention.

How do I use Soothe?

Suggested Use: Apply thinly and evenly to affected areas up to 3 or 4 times a day. Rub and/or massage into skin until the preparation disappears. For external use only.

Pregnant or nursing mothers, children under 2, and individuals with known medical conditions should consult a physician before using this cream. Breastfeeding women: Do not apply on or near the nipple.

How long before I begin to see results?

Many users report noticing benefits right away. However, results vary by individual. We recommend using Soothe for at least one month to get a more complete picture of the benefits it could offer to you.

What are the ingredients in Soothe?

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Do you have a money-back guarantee for Soothe?

Even though this is a rare case, if for whatever reason you are not satisfied with this product, you have a 100% money back guarantee for the next 60 days. We will even let you keep the product. Simply contact our customer service team and they will process your refund, so long as it’s within the 60-day purchase period.

How long will this offer last?

The sheer popularity of Soothe means we’re not sure if we can keep our supplies stocked for new customers. So, if you’re seeing this now, it means we still have some left. However, if you click away or hesitate purchasing today, we can’t guarantee you’ll get our product. We therefore recommend you take advantage of our limited time offer right now before you miss out on a life-changing product.

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